Top ten reasons you need to take a Unix class:

• 10. Someone asks ``What's your favorite shell?'' and you answer ``A Conch.''
  
• 9. You think Bash is the shell for born-again Christians.
  
• 8. You think C Language is what pirates use and perl is what a pirate hunts for.
  
• 7. You think gnus is the plural of GNU.
  
• 6. Someone asks if you use windows and you answer ``Yes, it is much better than DOS.''
  
• 5. You only know how to type in uppercase.
  
• 4. You think Mosaic is an art form found in the Sistine Chapel.
  
• 3. When someone says ``Get the FAQs'' you think they are paraphrasing an old TV show.
  
• 2. You think you need a surfboard to surf the net.
  
• 1. You think the vacation program can be seen on cable on the Travel Channel.